I scroll through and 'like' and comment and squeal in delight of their pictures. Then after the squealing and liking I get jealous. Jealous of everyone with their perfect little life flashing before my eyes to see. I then would scroll through my feed and see a little to personal view of my life. I guess in these parts I just like to share eveything. I don't mask names and I just put the good and the bad out there. Even if that means showing you all the sugar filled goodness I eat on a daily basis.
When I see other people always having the picture perfect Sunday mornings and the over the top date night that little jealous surge creeps through my veins and I begin to feel like I am the only person in the world who has dirty laundry and a kid who wears only his diaper about 90% of the time. This is when I grump and groan to a sweet blog friend and she lays it out to me.
Just remember, everybody farts.
That was it. I was cured of the jealousy bug. I remeber that while you may have the perfect mint bubble necklace with your skinnies and drinking a coffee in your favorite Anthro mug you still fart. And that's what makes us all human.
I know, totally crass and crude but then again it's totally me.